Birthday Cake Kit-Kats are here!

Whether you're celebrating a birthday in the middle of a global pandemic or you're just looking for something new to try while you're bored practicing social distancing; Kit Kats got you, fam! Next time you're at Walmart on a hand sanitizer and TP panic buying spree, be sure to investigate each checkout line near the registers until you find the one that has the new Birthday Cake flavored Kit Kats. Just don't touch a bunch of stuff or get close enough to breathe on anyone. Judging by the looks on people's faces, it's frowned upon at the moment.

    We got a good look at these a couple months ago from basically every online junk food guru on Instagram and then some; I haven't really stopped thinking about them since and, with this much time on my hands, I've dreamt about being closer than 6 feet to these mother fuckers on several occasions. They're birthday cake flavored.... that's practically enough reason all in itself to break out of isolation and risk getting a deadly virus.

    These Kit Kats are coated in birthday cake flavored white chocolate along with some nonpareils sprinkles mixed in. Yeah, I looked up the type of sprinkle just for this article.... you're welcome. They look fantastic and taste great too. Do they taste like birthday cake? Not really. I get sweet vanilla flavored white chocolate and that's about it. I do like the addition of the sprinkles in a Kit Kat, though. It's an extra crunchy element that sets itself apart from an ordinary Kit Kat and, unlike washing your hands a million times, it is pretty enjoyable. I'd say these are more similar to pink frosted circus cookies with sprinkles than birthday cake, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

    I give these a solid 7 toilet paper rolls out of 10. They're good but they don't surpass a regular Kit Kat bar. These are limited, so if you're interested in trying them, you or your designated grocery getter should pick them up now before they're gone forever! Have you tried these? You got some free time (you do, don’t lie). Let us know what you think!