PIZZA HUT PACMAN PIZZA BOX REVIEW!

NEW ARTICLE ABOUT ANOTHER PIZZA BOX! (FOR REAL...)

Grimey

On today’s episode of “garbage I’m probably going to end up holding onto until I die,” we have another pizza box. I say “another” because If you remember back in December (that rhymed), I oozed about a Christmas themed box, which sort of tells you how uninteresting I am as a human being...

Anyways, this ain’t no mothufuckin’ Christmas box! This is the new Pac-Man pizza box from Pizza Hut! I wasn’t aware of any such tie in since, as far as I can tell, there weren’t any commercials (aside from this one which doesn’t mention anything about the box itself) or mentions of this sort of thing on the gram. There I was just minding my own business being a garbage human ordering a pizza on a Friday night and this beautiful bastard of a box shows up on my door step!

So, what’s so special about the box exactly? There is a bit of instructions on the front that reads:

HOW TO PLAY -

1. Use camera to scan QR code.

2. Follow instructions on your phone.

3. Waka waka waka... with a code off to the side and an image of a quarter entering a quarter slot.

I followed the directions and HOLY SHIT! I am playing 3D Pac-Man on a pizza box in my kitchen using my phone camera! I legit feel like I hopped in Doc Brown’s DeLorean, travelled into the future, met kids who told me my favorite games all suck and decided to show me pizza box Pac-Man. The only thing missing is hologram Jaws.

Now, the joystick is a bit finicky and hard to get the hang of, but the game looks awesome! What I’m trying to figure out now is why is this such a low key item right now? Do people know this is a thing or was it sort of a little surprise Pizza Hut cooked up and didn’t really care to mention anywhere? I assume those are real names of real people in the leaderboard but a quick google and Instagram search and I’ve got borderline nothing as far as advertising for this momentous occasion.

There really isn’t much more to say about Pac-Man Pizza box from Pizza Hut but I’m more than happy to have had the experience! I have no clue how long this silent promotion will be running, so get your boxes now before it’s too late! And, as always, thanks for reading!

WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA.