While it seems like cereal companies are running out of ideas for flavors and instead giving us new reasons to throw up (we're looking at you Peeps, Jolly Ranchers and Sour Patch Kids cereals!) Keloggs decided to smash two of their breakfast products together to give us Froot Loops Pop Tarts! It's like Xzibit found out I liked breakfast so he put breakfast with my breakfast so I could enjoy breakfast with my breakfast. Pimp My Tarts.

First off, that box. It's not the most creative execution, admittedly, but the moment I saw the first few images of these, Saturday morning cartoon vibes hit me instantly. Besides, what more do we need from a product as huge as a Pop Tarts x Froot Loops collab? Literally nothing else is needed. We have 6 different frosting picture designs which can be seen on the back of the box if you don't feel like being a fat ass and opening/devouring them all at once.

I love fruity cereals and, of course, Froot Loops is personally among the top (just behind Fruity Pebbles). Now, I've been drooling about these delicious lookin' mother fuckers since their images started popping up on literally every junk food page all over social media. I haven't shut up about them since and there really doesn't seem to be any sign of me stopping in the near future. I'm not even sorry about it.

The color of the inside is this lovely shade of bubble gum pink, very reminiscent to what I imagine Krang would look like if you smashed him all over toast like jelly. You can really smell that classic Froot Loops flavor after breaking one in half. The taste.... oh man. A moment of silence is necessary between each bite to really take this experience in. There aren't many words for how good these are but the taste really is spot the fuck on. These things are delicious! Some might say these are extremely sweet and up in your face; It truly is like a fresh bite of Froot Loops in a Pop Tart. Just amazing! On the other hand, toasted, the flavor seems to level out a bit. It's still unmistakably Froot Loops, but it's a little more balanced out and not as up in your face.

In conclusion, I'll be buying all of the surrounding Walmarts stock of these precious gifts from the food gods. In a world full of bad cereal ideas, be a Froot Loops Pop Tart! Also, I picked these up at Walmart. They are limited so, follow your nose to your nearest Walmart and pick them up before they're gone forever! Thanks for reading!

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