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SO, THIS ONE TIME AT A SUMMER DAY CAMP…
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SO, THIS ONE TIME AT A SUMMER DAY CAMP…
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YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE FOUND AT THE FLEA MARKET!
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YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE FOUND AT THE FLEA MARKET!
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We came for toys and we left with toys!

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RANDOM CHILDHOOD MEMORIES VOL 1: BATMAN IN SAINT MARYS PA!
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Watch a Mass Effect fan try to justify his terrible opinions!

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It’s sterile and he likes the taste.

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Jimmy Carter Carries Out One Last “Official Act” Just to Know How It Feels
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Pry it from his cold, living hands.

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Crazy Town Singer Shifty Shellshock Dies A Mere 84 Days After the Death of Actor Joe Flaherty
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Crazy Town Singer Shifty Shellshock Dies A Mere 84 Days After the Death of Actor Joe Flaherty
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Not Shifty!

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Pope Finds Peculiar "Ancient" Text That Says He’s Allowed To Use Gay Slurs, Actually
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Someone get this guy a better PR manager.

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