Crazy Town Singer Shifty Shellshock Dies A Mere 84 Days After the Death of Actor Joe Flaherty

Crazy Town Singer Shifty Shellshock Dies A Mere 84 Days After the Death of Actor Joe Flaherty

Derek & Zach

We are sad to report that Crazy Town front man Shifty Shellshock has passed away, a mere 84 days after the death of beloved character actor Joe Flaherty. I know there will be plenty of people asking that he be treated with as much dignity and respect as he commanded in life, however we here at DemBoys have vowed to never shy away from the hard hitting questions, such as: “Wait, he was still alive?” and “Really?”

A force to be reckoned with creatively, Shellshock inspired the Red Hot Chili Peppers to travel back in time to the year 1989 to write the tune Pretty Little Ditty for their album Mother’s Milk. With the help of his band, Shifty helped re-imagine what music could be, creating a fresh new sound specifically for people who don’t drink water.

Seth “Shifty” Binzer will be remembered, fondly by the high school graduating class of 2001, and unfondly by his fellow cast mates on two separate seasons of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. He was 49 (which is like 260 in “people with names like Shifty Shellshock” years).

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