Pat Sajak Retired After 41 Years So They Let Him Say One Slur As A Going Away Present
Pat Sajak Retired After 41 Years So They Let Him Say One Slur As A Going Away Present
DEREK LAGANELLI
Pat Sajak, host of nursing home favorite Wheel of Fortune, has finally retired. First appearing on the show in 1981, Sajak would go on to host the show for an astounding 41 seasons, showing a level of contempt for contestants unmatched by other game show host in history.
As a reward for his dedication (aside from the millions of dollars and blind admiration of generations) the Wheel crew gifted him a free pass to say one slur of his choosing, live on-air. “I’ve been waiting decades for this very moment,” said a teary eyed Sajak, “I can’t believe my dream is finally coming true.” When asked if he’ll be drawing inspiration from anyone in particular for the big moment, he mentioned Michael Richards as being a great “jumping off point” - but noted that he wanted to do something that was uniquely him.
Tune in on Friday, June 7th to witness the historic television moment, and be sure that your parental settings are turned off. As for what’s next for Sajak? You can see him star in a community theater production based on hit 1970s TV show, Columbo in July of 2025. Yes, really.
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